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I Stole This Off The Internet

by thin skin

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BIG AND STRONG, RICH AND HUGE THIS DICK WEIGHS TOO MUCH FOR YOU HAIRY CHEST, MONSTER TRUCK THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK SMILE MORE, SUCK IT UP PUT THE BEER RIGHT IN MY CUP LOOK AT YOU, SEXY GIRL CALL ME ANYTHING BUT EARL HEY LADY, NEED SOME HELP? I’M SO STRONG YOU CAN’T SAY NO YOU’RE SO SMALL, NEED A RIDE? HIGH FIVE DUDE, I GOT HER BRO DON’T CALL ME YOUR BABY DON’T DROOL OVER ME DON’T TELL ME TO SMILE YOU’RE SO BIG N FIT YOU’RE SO FUCKING STRONG YOU’RE SO HECKIN’ CHEAP GO AWAY BIG WHITE DADDY IN THE SKY SAYS I’M GOOD BECAUSE I LIE
2.
TASTELESS, BRAINLESS, FACELESS FOOD EAT IT UP, EAT IT UP, CAUSE IT’S GOOD FOR YOU SHITTING OUT YOUR MOUTH IS RUDE MOMMY DON’T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE WHAT’S THE SMELL? SMELLS LIKE SHIT! SITTING OVER THERE AND THEY’RE THROWING A FIT OH, POOR BABY DOESN’T WANNA LISTEN JUST WANTS ATTENTION QUIT YOUR BITCHIN’ LIVING ONLINE, ALL DAY EVERYDAY ACTING LIKE A SHITHEAD WELL, YOU’RE GROUNDED! OW MY FEELERS, WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE? GET A FUCKING LIFE, DUDE DON’T INTRUDE CYBER BULLY, WANNABE RIOT GRRRL CIRCLE JERK STATION, NEED VALIDATION LIVING ONLINE, ALL DAY EVERYDAY ACTING LIKE A SHITHEAD WELL, YOU’RE GROUNDED!
3.
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS WATER THIS WATER IS VODKA I KNOW YOU WANT THIS APPLE THIS WATER IS APPLE ALL THAT TALKING MUST’VE MADE YOU THIRSTY ALL THAT TALKING MUST’VE MADE YOU HUNGRY
4.
I SEE YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME ON YOUR CELL PHONE, SO IMPORTANTLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I’M STANDING HERE I’VE GOT NO LIFE WAITING FOR YOU WHY DON’T YOU GO TAKE YOUR BABY CHAIRS STICK EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE THEN YOU’LL MAYBE CARE HA HA HA LA DI DA DI DA THIS IS SO BORING DO YOUR FUCKING JOB HA HA I’M LOVIN IT MCDONALDS, MCDONALDS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT I SEE YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME ON YOUR CELL PHONE, SO IMPORTANTLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I’M STANDING HERE I’VE GOT NO LIFE WAITING FOR YOU WHY DON’T YOU GO TAKE YOUR BABY CHAIRS STICK EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE THEN YOU’LL MAYBE CARE HA HA HA LA DI DA DI DA THIS IS SO BORING DO YOUR FUCKING JOB I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A COW SO HUNGRY
5.
I CAN’T AFFORD THESE WINDOWS ANYMORE I’M SO POOR, THERE’S ROACHES ON THE FLOOR I CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX MY BROKEN CAR THE WHEELS ARE FALLING OFF, I CAN’T GO VERY FAR I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT I CAN’T AFFORD THESE BURGERS ANYMORE I’M SO POOR, THERE’S BURGERS ON THE FLOOR I CAN’T AFFORD TO GET ANOTHER BURGER I NEED ANOTHER BURGER, I WANT ANOTHER BURGER I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT I CAN’T AFFORD SOCKS AND SUPER NOT SPAGHETTI I CAN’T AFFORD BEER OR EVEN HOT N READY I CAN’T AFFORD CIGS OR TO HAVE A CHEAP DATE I CAN’T AFFORD TUNA OR A FREAKING CHEESECAKE I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT
6.
EVERYONE’S SUPERIOR, THEY ALWAYS LET ME KNOW IT WHETHER OR NOT THEY MEAN TO, THEY REALLY REALLY REALLY SHOVE IT MY FACE, WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING RUB IT IN MAKE ME FEEL ABNORMAL, MAKE ME FEEL I’LL NEVER WIN TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG I HAVE NO CHANCE, I HAVE NO BRAIN I FUCKING HATE YOU BACK THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THAT ISN’T PAIN NOTHING LEFT THAT ISN’T PAIN NOTHING LEFT THAT DON’T SOUND VAIN NOTHING LEFT THAT’S NOT INSANE NOTHING LEFT TO YOUR NAME
7.
DICK JOKES, ROCK N ROLL CLING TO YOUR YOUTH YOU SORRY SOUL HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL PITY PARTY, BOO HOO SIMON SAYS: GO FUCK YOURSELF JEN TOLD ME THAT SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU CRY TO YOUR BUDS THAT WE DON’T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU YOUR REFRIGERATOR’S RUNNING YOU BETTER GO N CATCH IT LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED YOU SORRY, SORRY BALD BITCH HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL
8.
FUTURE’S COMING BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP UFO UFO UFO BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP LANDED ON EARTH AND I NEED LOVE I NEED SPAGHETTI MEATBALLS ALIENS AND THEY SAID THEY WANNA EAT ME
9.
FAKE FUCKS COMING OUT, HIDING OUT POSER BOY, HIDING OUT VIOLENT, TELL ME LIES FEED ME FLIES WANNA SCREAM TAKE MY HEAD CHOP IT OFF SERVE IT UP CHOP IT OFF, SERVE IT UP LET THE FUCKERS COME, HEY! FAKE FUCKS COMING OUT, HIDING OUT POSER BOY, HIDING OUT VIOLENT, TELL ME LIES FEED ME FLIES WANNA SCREAM TAKE MY HEAD CHOP IT OFF SERVE IT UP CHOP IT OFF, SERVE IT UP LET THE FUCKERS COME, HEY!
10.
CUT OFF MY HEELS, DRAIN OUT MY BLOOD I’M PRETTY INJECT ME WITH FEELS, DROWNED IN A FLOOD I’M PRETTY SPRAY PAINT MY SKIN, LEATHER IS IN I’M PRETTY BEAUTY IS HAIRLESS, SLICE OFF MY CHIN I’M PRETTY I WANT TO BE CUT OFF MY HEELS, DRAIN OUT MY BLOOD I’M PRETTY INJECT ME WITH FEELS, DROWNED IN A FLOOD I’M PRETTY SPRAY PAINT MY SKIN, LEATHER IS IN I’M PRETTY BEAUTY IS HAIRLESS, SLICE OFF MY CHIN I’M PRETTY GORDON RAMSAY, SLICE AND DICE ME I WANT TO BE CUT MY HEELS OFF AND LET THE BLOOD POUR OUT SLICE AND DICE ME CUT AND PASTE ME FIX ME, GORDON RAMSAY I WANT TO BE PRETTY
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COME ON I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE COME ON I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP COME ON I WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR KNEES COME ON DON’T WANT YOUR MASCULINITY
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released November 17, 2018

recorded mixed + mastered by britt robisheaux at cloudland recording in fort worth texas.

thank you friends, flesh narc, maximiano, tay tay / borzoi, clifford and ashley's dad.

artwork by katie reese.

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