I Stole This Off The Internet

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released November 17, 2018

recorded mixed + mastered by britt robisheaux at cloudland recording in fort worth texas.

thank you friends, flesh narc, maximiano, tay tay / borzoi, clifford and ashley's dad.

artwork by katie reese.

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Track Name: all aboard (last call)
BIG AND STRONG, RICH AND HUGE
THIS DICK WEIGHS TOO MUCH FOR YOU
HAIRY CHEST, MONSTER TRUCK
THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK
SMILE MORE, SUCK IT UP
PUT THE BEER RIGHT IN MY CUP
LOOK AT YOU, SEXY GIRL
CALL ME ANYTHING BUT EARL
HEY LADY, NEED SOME HELP?
I’M SO STRONG YOU CAN’T SAY NO
YOU’RE SO SMALL, NEED A RIDE?
HIGH FIVE DUDE, I GOT HER BRO

DON’T CALL ME YOUR BABY
DON’T DROOL OVER ME
DON’T TELL ME TO SMILE

YOU’RE SO BIG N FIT
YOU’RE SO FUCKING STRONG
YOU’RE SO HECKIN’ CHEAP
GO AWAY

BIG WHITE DADDY IN THE SKY
SAYS I’M GOOD BECAUSE I LIE
Track Name: quit ur bitchin' (charmer)
TASTELESS, BRAINLESS, FACELESS FOOD
EAT IT UP, EAT IT UP, CAUSE IT’S GOOD FOR YOU
SHITTING OUT YOUR MOUTH IS RUDE
MOMMY DON’T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

WHAT’S THE SMELL? SMELLS LIKE SHIT!
SITTING OVER THERE AND THEY’RE THROWING A FIT
OH, POOR BABY DOESN’T WANNA LISTEN
JUST WANTS ATTENTION
QUIT YOUR BITCHIN’

LIVING ONLINE, ALL DAY EVERYDAY
ACTING LIKE A SHITHEAD
WELL, YOU’RE GROUNDED!

OW MY FEELERS, WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE?
GET A FUCKING LIFE, DUDE
DON’T INTRUDE
CYBER BULLY, WANNABE RIOT GRRRL
CIRCLE JERK STATION, NEED VALIDATION

LIVING ONLINE, ALL DAY EVERYDAY
ACTING LIKE A SHITHEAD
WELL, YOU’RE GROUNDED!
Track Name: water (vodka)
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS WATER
THIS WATER IS VODKA
I KNOW YOU WANT THIS APPLE
THIS WATER IS APPLE

ALL THAT TALKING MUST’VE MADE YOU THIRSTY
ALL THAT TALKING MUST’VE MADE YOU HUNGRY
Track Name: macdonald's (bingo)
I SEE YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME
ON YOUR CELL PHONE, SO IMPORTANTLY
DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I’M STANDING HERE
I’VE GOT NO LIFE WAITING FOR YOU
WHY DON’T YOU GO TAKE YOUR BABY CHAIRS
STICK EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE THEN YOU’LL MAYBE CARE
HA HA HA LA DI DA DI DA
THIS IS SO BORING
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

HA HA I’M LOVIN IT
MCDONALDS, MCDONALDS
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT

I SEE YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME
ON YOUR CELL PHONE, SO IMPORTANTLY
DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I’M STANDING HERE
I’VE GOT NO LIFE WAITING FOR YOU
WHY DON’T YOU GO TAKE YOUR BABY CHAIRS
STICK EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE THEN YOU’LL MAYBE CARE
HA HA HA LA DI DA DI DA
THIS IS SO BORING
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A COW
SO HUNGRY
Track Name: cars (i hope mine starts)
I CAN’T AFFORD THESE WINDOWS ANYMORE
I’M SO POOR, THERE’S ROACHES ON THE FLOOR
I CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX MY BROKEN CAR
THE WHEELS ARE FALLING OFF, I CAN’T GO VERY FAR

I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS
I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT

I CAN’T AFFORD THESE BURGERS ANYMORE
I’M SO POOR, THERE’S BURGERS ON THE FLOOR
I CAN’T AFFORD TO GET ANOTHER BURGER
I NEED ANOTHER BURGER, I WANT ANOTHER BURGER

I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS
I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT

I CAN’T AFFORD SOCKS AND SUPER NOT SPAGHETTI
I CAN’T AFFORD BEER OR EVEN HOT N READY
I CAN’T AFFORD CIGS OR TO HAVE A CHEAP DATE
I CAN’T AFFORD TUNA OR A FREAKING CHEESECAKE

I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THIS
I CAN’T AFFORD, YOU KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THAT
Track Name: human garbage (mr c)
EVERYONE’S SUPERIOR, THEY ALWAYS LET ME KNOW IT
WHETHER OR NOT THEY MEAN TO, THEY REALLY REALLY REALLY
SHOVE IT MY FACE, WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING RUB IT IN
MAKE ME FEEL ABNORMAL, MAKE ME FEEL I’LL NEVER WIN
TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG
I HAVE NO CHANCE, I HAVE NO BRAIN
I FUCKING HATE YOU BACK
THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THAT ISN’T PAIN

NOTHING LEFT THAT ISN’T PAIN
NOTHING LEFT THAT DON’T SOUND VAIN
NOTHING LEFT THAT’S NOT INSANE
NOTHING LEFT TO YOUR NAME
Track Name: go to hell (bohemian raphsody)
DICK JOKES, ROCK N ROLL
CLING TO YOUR YOUTH
YOU SORRY SOUL

HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL
HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

PITY PARTY, BOO HOO
SIMON SAYS: GO FUCK YOURSELF

JEN TOLD ME THAT SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU
CRY TO YOUR BUDS THAT WE DON’T WANNA
PLAY WITH YOU

YOUR REFRIGERATOR’S RUNNING
YOU BETTER GO N CATCH IT
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
YOU SORRY, SORRY BALD BITCH

HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL
HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL
Track Name: UFO (future is now)
FUTURE’S COMING
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
UFO UFO UFO
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

LANDED ON EARTH
AND I NEED LOVE

I NEED

SPAGHETTI MEATBALLS ALIENS
AND THEY SAID THEY WANNA EAT ME
Track Name: pork fat (a take on the american experience through robert lapage)
FAKE FUCKS COMING OUT, HIDING OUT
POSER BOY, HIDING OUT
VIOLENT, TELL ME LIES
FEED ME FLIES
WANNA SCREAM

TAKE MY HEAD
CHOP IT OFF
SERVE IT UP

CHOP IT OFF, SERVE IT UP
LET THE FUCKERS COME, HEY!

FAKE FUCKS COMING OUT, HIDING OUT
POSER BOY, HIDING OUT
VIOLENT, TELL ME LIES
FEED ME FLIES
WANNA SCREAM

TAKE MY HEAD
CHOP IT OFF
SERVE IT UP

CHOP IT OFF, SERVE IT UP
LET THE FUCKERS COME, HEY!
Track Name: i'm pretty (...)
CUT OFF MY HEELS, DRAIN OUT MY BLOOD
I’M PRETTY
INJECT ME WITH FEELS, DROWNED IN A FLOOD
I’M PRETTY
SPRAY PAINT MY SKIN, LEATHER IS IN
I’M PRETTY
BEAUTY IS HAIRLESS, SLICE OFF MY CHIN
I’M PRETTY

I WANT TO BE

CUT OFF MY HEELS, DRAIN OUT MY BLOOD
I’M PRETTY
INJECT ME WITH FEELS, DROWNED IN A FLOOD
I’M PRETTY
SPRAY PAINT MY SKIN, LEATHER IS IN
I’M PRETTY
BEAUTY IS HAIRLESS, SLICE OFF MY CHIN
I’M PRETTY

GORDON RAMSAY, SLICE AND DICE ME
I WANT TO BE

CUT MY HEELS OFF AND LET THE BLOOD POUR OUT
SLICE AND DICE ME
CUT AND PASTE ME
FIX ME, GORDON RAMSAY

I WANT TO BE PRETTY
Track Name: slimy tongue (smelly tongues)
COME ON I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE
COME ON I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
COME ON I WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR KNEES
COME ON DON’T WANT YOUR MASCULINITY
Track Name: sloppy talky (walkie talkie)
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